Christmas · Album: Christmas Songs

[Intro — spoken, dry] [Female] No presents this year. Agreed? [Male] Absolutely. [Female] What’s behind your back? [Male] My other hand. [Verse 1 — Male] We made a deal on December first: No shopping bags, no last-minute search. You said, “We’ve got everything we need.” I said, “At last, somebody agrees.” Now there’s a parcel behind the chair. You say, “That’s always been sitting there.” It’s got my name in …